- You can’t walk around town without seeing your frequent flyer drunk/homeless clientele panhandling/getting arrested/participating in other questionable activities…
- You are not shocked at all to hear that your patient with the black eyes who got the shit beat out of them was just “minding their own business”
- your patients mistake you for a flight attendant/waitress/maid…
- When you think anyone who isn’t on a critical drip or on a vent is “fine”…
- You have perfected the art of listening to a patient describe what is “accidentally stuck in my vagina/rectum” without making a facial expression…
- When you are more afraid of bed bugs than TB and MRSA…
- You can talk about room 8’s profuse diarrhea , the maggots crawling out of room 24’s leg wound and the homeless pt’s trench foot all while simultaneously eating your dinner like it aint no thing…
- You are banned from talking about anything work related at family/holiday dinners because last year you made everyone throw up and aunt Jane almost passed out
- You are wish ther was such thing as nebulized/aerosolized Ativan
- You know what a B52 is…
- Your patient in triage doesn’t want to wait and threatens to leave and “call an ambulance and so I can get right in to a room”…
- You would rather take care of a coding patient than a cyclical vomiter…
- “Stop doing drugs”, “Stop drinking alcohol”, “Make better choices” are all legitimate d/c instructions
- You are constantly checking out random people’s veins everywhere you go & mentally choosing what size IV you’d use
- You’ve had a patient walk into triage/come in by ambulance with multiple suitcases/luggage bags in tow
- You are angry for no reason, have zero form of emotion and tell the most vile stories and jokes without blinking an eye
- Your normally noncompliant diabetic patient requests food/a sandwich because ” I am diabetic and I haven’t eaten”
- When you’re assessing the level of orientation of a patient and you aren’t even sure of the answer
- when you are in triage and ask the AOx3 patient who ambulated in with soda &chips in hand what their emergency is and wait for them to put on the theatrics…
- When your patient doesn’t want to be discharged for whatever reason (doesn’t want to d/c to jail, wants more pain medication, a warm bed to sleep in…etc) and drops the SI bomb
- You know that LOL means little old lady
And finally, You know you are an ED nurse when you put up with all of this, and keep coming back to work because you love your job & can’t imagine doing anything else.
But honestly, the list goes on and on. What are some other reasons you know you are an ED nurse? Comment to share!
**disclaimer: ED nurses are subject to some of the weirdest, most bizzare, emotionally upsetting, physically exhausting scenarios you could ever imagine. This post is meant to be something that ED nurses can relate to and laugh over, in order to cope with some of the craziness we deal with. This post in no way is meant to be rude, or hurtful to any group(s)of people– it is only meant to be satirical and something us ED nurses can laugh and bond over after a crazy day/week/month/etc.